how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??
when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it
look how cute my bird is
- White people: You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
- Eyewitnesses: He was on his knees with his hands up.
- Medical examiner: There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
- Convenience store owner and clerk: There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
- Ferguson PD: Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
- White people: Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!
- teacher: y r ur eyes red
- me: allergies
- teacher: yea ur allergic to that dank ass kush
- me: hell yea
- teacher: hell yea
Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage
"but officer they were fucking with my clique"